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"why do we need to watch the sky to enjoy the stars when the ultimate star is me"

sassyterrorist:

Madonnas arms look like they belong in a resident evil game

cant even tell the difference which one is madonna idk 

(via humorking)

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australiansanta:

remember when people said smexy instead if sexy i literally cannot think of anything less sexy than the word smexy

(via thymegatampon)

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thinsiqnificant:

my mom bought me a camouflage sweater today and i was like mom why did u do that and she said “so u can go hunting for men”

(via relahvant)

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squidnapped:

fun fact: in germany if you’re a neo nazi or own nazi regalia they arrest the absolute fuck out of you

fun fact: guess what we should do in america

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

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cozyqueen:

bruh porn titles be so extra and so outta line like u got shit like “HORNY TIGHT ASIAN TEEN GAGS ON MONSTER COCK” like relax why u so loud & specific.

(via bitterboob)

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prejaculate:

i can’t hang out tomorrow i’m too busy doing nothing alone sorry

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

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chibisokka:

reblog if you ARE gay, if you SUPPORT gays, or if you like to OPEN people’s WINDOWS in the middle of the NIGHT and put DOZENS of GEESE in their BEDROOMS

(via phobias)

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